Why can't I win the Powerball?

I just want to not have to go to work again! Not that I don't enjoy my job, I do to a point!
I just want to have a whole lot of FREE time and be able to get a personal trainer, a manicure, a pedicure and go to the tanning salon whenever I feel like it!
Is that really too much to ask? No, I'm not barbie, by any means and never will be but, I would love to have the means to pretend! I guess that could be part of my problem, I'm a dreamer! Of course, if we don't have our dreams, what do we have?
So, for now I'll dream on and I'll have to remember that you can't win if you don't play! Of course, I didn't play last nite so how can I win!?